D&D – 5 things you don’t want to hear from you players

Another little collection of D&D humour from the dark ages. A ranger who is wearing plate mail in a misty, echoing chamber: “I try to move silently…” An apprentice to a mage: “By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around A party is fighting a band of thieves…

Don’t you hate it when…

Another old document… Remember it was a far more innocent time. Your ring of free action gets stuck on your finger. Your Bucknard’s Everfull Purse starts only producing chocolate coins. The case holding your chime of opening jams shut. Your ring of swimming rusts. Your necklace of adaptation doesn’t fit. Your wings of flying start…

It’s a gazebo!

This is a bit of Roleplaying lore that’s been kicking around the Internet for as long as I can remember. I found it going through my old documents in the loft as I was sorting out something for a campaign soon to start 🙂 So I will put it here verbatum, copied from the original…